Damn you are so freaking cute. 😍
I never imagined saying that a reindeer striptease was so sexy 😁
Man, I want a suit like that, my life sucks.
Love to wake up snuggled up to that full bush in the morning.
The bush is what makes me blush.
Luv the fur
It’s actually my horrifically curved penis. Thanks for bringing that up. Geez…
Who would put a candy cane in their pocket?
69 comments, nice
Its actually a peppermint tictac
I mean, no, putting a Candy Cane in my pocket wouldn’t be a very good idea, I mean, pockets can be kinda dirty and you know how sticky those things can be, Lint would stick to them in a heartbeat and-
What do you mean that’s not what you meant?