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Haha I thought it was ment to be a heart ♥
I’m still kinda confused so I’m just going to lick everything and you’ll eventually grab it an put where you want 😘
So many choices
Little and beautiful arrow
Misread directions, Got dick stuck in toaster.
Haha, that’s really clever!
Instructions unclear; stabbed self in heart.
The way to a woman’s heart…
Dick goes in the heart.. got it!
Reminds me of the old joke about the Polish couple of their wedding night. The husband doesn’t know what to do and his wife tells him "take that thing you play with and put it where I pee."
So he puts his bowling ball in the sink.
That’s fuckin cute